Spike: What’s wrong, love? Buffy: What’s wrong? You were gunna help me! You-you were gunna beat heads and fix my life. But you’re completely lame. Tonight sucks! And look at me, look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college. And freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn’t end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker! Spike: Oh you saw the cheating did you? Buffy: Also, I think you’re drunk.