That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get – why would – I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity, Spike is my street rat, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how - how - do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
Buffy Summers [to Xander], “Entropy” (via incorrectbuffyquotes)